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beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about


hate:

17 years old and i still don’t know how to properly respond to “whats up?” 


spankmeniall:

how do people approach celebrities on the street like i can’t even approach a worker in a store when i need help

(Source: nialllhoran)


ignwhore:

*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”


relahvant:

do you ever have those people that just annoy you so much and you don’t even know why but they just infuriate you


actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL


fasterfood:

half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that


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